unclefather:


andhowdoigetthere:

Guess what state I live in

orange juice
aystef:

Me forreal
thediluteddreams:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Welcome to Florida

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

how do you give a bj

gnarly:

get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

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